I will go and stand in front of God and be judged.

He will look at the entirety of my life... and I don't really know what happens from there, because Christian myths are so fucking muddled... because if you cast your sins onto the Lord or whatever, supposedly, God forgets about em. And if you are "his child", you will definitely go to heaven, but then what's all that about being judged at the Lord's feet stuff? Does that mean that, no, forget the other stuff, that only applies up until the judging time?
I want to read the god damn fine print.